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Wednesday, February 28, 2007

My main man Al

Al Gore uses 20 times more energy than the average person…

Big surprise…

Dude invented the Internet. I bet he is still using all that power coming up with some sweet new technology.

Everyone knows that famous people are better than everyone else. That’s why of us “average” people need to drive fuel-efficient cars. We need to conserve energy for the important people, like politicians and actors.

They need fuel for their mansions and private planes. Plus those pools don’t heat themselves…

If the rest of us waste fuel by heating our houses and driving big cars filled with kids, where will the energy come from to make movies and perform plastic surgery?

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Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Mockumentry

Al Gore is hilarious...

I saw that Movie... An Inconvenient Truth.

That whole bit with the diagram of water evaporation... Classic! It was almost as funny as the time when he grew the beard.

Al is one of country's finest comedic geniuses. I loved his acceptance speech. He never broke character. The whole "our commitment is a renewable resource."

He is like Borat.

He gives nerds everywhere hope. I mean if the guy who invented the Internet can win an oscar. Maybe engineers will gain wider acceptance.

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