My main man Al

Al Gore uses 20 times more energy than the average person…

Big surprise…

Dude invented the Internet. I bet he is still using all that power coming up with some sweet new technology.

Everyone knows that famous people are better than everyone else. That’s why of us “average” people need to drive fuel-efficient cars. We need to conserve energy for the important people, like politicians and actors.

They need fuel for their mansions and private planes. Plus those pools don’t heat themselves…

If the rest of us waste fuel by heating our houses and driving big cars filled with kids, where will the energy come from to make movies and perform plastic surgery?