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Sunday, November 26, 2006

Anti-Theft

People are not returning the pencils from the professor evaluations. This is a great source of frustation to the dean.

To stop this wretched behavior, the Awesomeville Evil Scientist Society has created anti-theft pencils. When the pencil leaves the classroom the thief gets a dose pie in the kisser. The world is now a better place.