How to NOT impress women

Don't ride a Segway...

I know this topic is a blast from the past, but what would expect from an old tired law student. Besides twowrongs said something about a segue. Not to mention Strawman spotted one of these things on the Awesomeville Parkway...

But the next person I meet that has had sexual relations after riding one of these things will be the first.

I mean is walking really that bad?

Oh and the Hoverround is so much better.