Size Matters

Some douche bag tried to send me a 29 MB file over email...

So, it took me like 3 hours to get my email. And another day to download the file.

I called him and pretending like I was surprised that the email didn't make it through.

Hmmm... That's odd... The 29 MB email didn't get to me... huh? I'll look into it.

That's why video conference will never catch on. He would have seen that I was giving him the finger while I was expresses my shock that his monster file couldn't be sent.