Handling the wait

A fact that many people don't know about me is that I am the Office Depot hand.

It's true. Good ol' RedHerring is the hand. I get all types of special treatment. Last night I went to Chili's and they had an enormous 45 minute wait, that's when I put my star status to work.

I hopped into an Office Depot Box (I keep one with me at all times) and then I did the famous finger point. Immediately... We got a sweet booth next to the window.

Of course, I had to sign like 50 autographs and give a bunch of high-fives... Fame does have a price.